After thoughts of my 31 years.

Some people I have meet try and tell you what a person should do with thier birthday:

1. Get loaded and try to forget the day. (This equal a bad hangover and horrible day after my birthday)

2. Spend time with your friends and family. ( I tried this again this year and many years before it. But this only ends up like “hey I am here on my birthday!!! Gimme Gimme Gimme.

3. Get loaded with your family and friends. (The true way to do it)

4. Do what you want to do. (The best. But usually it ends up and #3.)

I have tried many other things and have learned to just spend my birthday doing what I like to do. Hanging at home, Tweeting my friends and playing with my daughter. That made my whole day when she came in the bedroom and said “Happy Birthy-day daddy!!” Always worth it.

What have I learned in my 31 years there is another pain in the ass question that I am asked. Makes me fell like I am 65 and head for retirement. Here is a short listola of what I have learned in 31 years.

1. Never ever let a woman get between you and your friends. Even if the sex is decent. A pact I made when I was 10 with a good friend that he eventually broke. Worked for a few years anyway.

2. Never turn your back on family. In the end they are your blood and you may need a kidney or something from them.

3. Never loose touch with friends even if its painful or hard to do. Stick by em through thick and thin and they will maybe give you a kidney. A lesson that I am learning now.

4. Don’t ever play with credit cards cause they don’t play well back.

5. Don’t call contest 1-900 numbers and think .99 cents a minute is cheap.

6. Never drink more than you can handle. Cause you can wake up in a car\bed and wonder how you got there.

7. Never worry too much. Stay easy going.

8. Play games with your friends not over the internet. Human to Human contact is nice I heard.

9. Don’t put shit off to long cause that will lead to what you shouldn’t be doing in #7.

10. Well just round this to 10 I will say don’t drink and drive.

That is just a small list of the things I have learned.

Well the best thing about being over thirty is that I am married to a yound 29 year old. She will love that.

I have missed and screwed up a lot of things over the years now I am trying to make up for lost time. The podcast helps me spend time with Trev and get to know JP. I get to tweet and txt with Georgia and make up a sliver of the time that I lost with her. I may never patch things with Jay, Christy or Ormando but in my mind at least I am trying they probably aren’t Ohh well enough therapy.

I have to go to bed now and play some games until the sandman visits.

 

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