As a parent…

I have learned that nothing I own is sacred. The other day i was cleaing up the zillion toys my kids own and Kate with a big smile on her face is using a ink pen to scribble with a crayon on a copy of one of the few books i own. Its called “In Dog Years I’d be dead” so as i save my book about the history of Garfield the cat i realize that very statement. Nothing I own is sacred.

Fast forward to later that night. I am giving the girls a bath and they are all clean and playing a bit. SOOOOO I start to read a few pages of my current bathroom “Why We Suck” by Dr. Denis Leary. Kids are playing I am reading and sploosh! a splash of water hits my book and soaks part of it. My fault for thinking they would be good. So my book is now dry after hanging from a chair in the kitchen by the heater.

So i serve a warning to all future parents out there….put all your shit in boxes and forget about them…for ten years minimum. Later!

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